Famous Monsters of Filmland #123

Yep, just the cover this time - I judged the contents of this particular ish to be sub-par, but loved the image. Hungry for more content? Well, there are some seriously odd musical mixes that have recently floated to the top from the storied past of The Thermonuclear Bar radio show. Listen and download via the soundcloud HERE. Enjoy with a BBQ and a cold chillum.

Black Candles (1982) - NSFW, Not Safe for Life

Black Candles (1982) Full Movie-Starring Helga Line and Vanessa Hidalgo from Jack Newhouse on Vimeo.


BLACK CANDLES (or the Sexual Rites of the Devil) - fulfills all necessary qualities to be a 10 of 10 Eurotrash Utility Belt film. Sex, drugs, violence, black magic, bestiality, more drugs, orgies, fallen priests, weird dreams, and then more sex. Yes, it's all here.

As we plan to get even more obscure in our references on this site, the herbs spoken of (that are audible/understandable) at 35:23 are mandrake, foxglove, and purple berries. The others sound like lapis odorat and la borrelia magitiva.

The only reference I could find to Purple Berries and aphrodisiacs come from RAW's Sex and Drugs book and the closest name was a street name: Purple Hearts. This is then is called Luminal - "one of the strongest of the barbituate drugs"

BLACK CANDLES doesn't really need too much of a review, it truly speaks for itself. The only requirement set forth by us: Watch it under the influence.

"you have any marijuana around here?"